Hey hey there...
Just wanted to give a shoutout to the wonderful and professional snot wipers, diaper smellers, throw up cleaner up-ers, listeners of whining and arguing, and all the other joyous duties of motherhood. You are all amazing. I commend you for your patience as well as your impeccable mother senses.
Happy Mother's Day.
You are great.
ps. to all you future mothers out there...I look forward to serving with you on the battlefield of mom. (in the far distant future mind you)